dykeofsuburbia:

wlw who want their girlfriends 100% smooth without a single hair on their body are heterosexual passing 

(via sunbutch)

thiswebsitenamesareweird:

lesbwian:

THE ANIMAL NOT THE COP KHFGJFGHHHJ

Same energy

(via thyrell)

principles:

incelqueen:

we need a disney princess that pegs

mulan’s right there

(via woodlesbian)

nyanguard-party:

fer8girl:

goddamnshinyrock:

v-diggety:

did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be

omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.

lawful good vs chaotic good

chaotic evil

(via woodlesbian)

hotcommunist:

noislandofdreams:

woodlesbian:

some of you have never been chased by a merciless farm animal as a child and it shows :/

Like all these twats that want to hug a fucking cow because they saw that pic of that woman stroking one

new gameshow idea: use a farrier’s hook or die trying

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

Don’t let the world fool you: consistent kindness is the most quietly powerful thing.

If you ever want to engage in villainy & undermine the social order: Be especially kind to the people society has rejected. Care about the ones the world would convince you don’t ‘deserve’ your kindness. 

I genuinely mean this when I say to you: the ultimate act of rebellion is insisting on compassion and grace in a compassionless world.

Insist On Compassion, Always

airfierce:

I was right.

(via civilwhore)